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  • idontcareforgob:

    officialgarrusvakarian:

    we-are-star-stuff:

    zerostatereflex:

    An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

    Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

    I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

    Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

    Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

    An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

    Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

    (via draculena-thinks)

  • funnybro:

    when someone who is usually really sweet and forgiving gets pushed too far and snaps

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    (Source: budweiner, via draculena-thinks)

  • ashtoniws:

    ottermatopoeia:

    mattniskanenseyebrows:

    OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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    OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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    OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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    (via vicfuentesnipples)

  • nopantsrevolution:

    danglingthpider:

    phlynn:

    please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers

    please

    stop

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    (via panicinbrendonuriespants)

  • i-effed-it-all-up:

    nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am

    (via all-mixed-up-inside)

  • isaicv:

    ivyarchive:

    Arsenal stars change the game #RainbowLaces (x)

    fantastic campaign

    (via vulcanupthatbitch)

  • psa

    thatonelesbiangirl:

    co8alt-thief:

    if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons

    Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks

    (via vulcanupthatbitch)

  • hippopotamus-hi-tops:

    things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

    • get out
    • fuck you
    • shut the fuck up
    • oh my god why
    • you need to stop
    • you’re not funny
    • that was terrible

    (via quicksilverwracked)

  • seawinkles:

    littlebunny-princess:

    slayboybunny:

    2twinarmageddons2:

    slayboybunny:

    This photo set is a formal fuck you to anyone who says wearing vertical stripes is “unflattering” on chubby bunnies

    I’m more worried about the furry animal in her armpit

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    YES OMG

    you are so fucking cute 

    (via quicksilverwracked)

  • officerbottom:

    chickenstab:

    halloween’s coming early on tumblr

    guess that ghost just isn’t in his right spirits

    (via smokey-serenity)

  • stylesxhealy:

    stylesxhealy:

    THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL

    eleven thousand people can relate to this post. that’s not okay. 

    (via smokey-serenity)

  • cashtier:

    when there are people who consider you their friend
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    when there are people consider you their best friend
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    when there are people who consider you their family
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    (via shorm)