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aye lmao I'm Maya.
I reblog and post whatever I like.
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  • seasaltandcastles:

    "You are my greatest adventure."
    Bob Parr

    Here’s to all great fathers. Fiction or not.

    (via pyro-lover)

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  • waltdisneyconfessions:

    "Tiana’s one of my very favorite Disney princesses, but it really upsets me that a lot of her fans only like her for "what" she is as opposed to who she is. There is so much more to Tiana than her just being "the first black princess," and I only liking her because of something arbitrary like her skin color (as opposed to her awesome resourcefulness, sense of dignity, and ambition) is missing the entire point of her character, and that depresses me"

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  • ajinflames:

    sweetlittlesunflower:

    spontaneousmusicalnumber:

    chusovitina:

    hanamon:

    kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

    angryvriska:

    cyberacat:

    youtastedalektable:

    she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

    IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

    YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS

    OKAY

    I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

    WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

    I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

    so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

    At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

    YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS

    DONT PANIC

    TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

    TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

    Reblogging for Transform and rollout

    (via helpmestaff)

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  • cherryblossombarrage:

    brachiosaurs:

    improbablenormality:

    caraknightley:

    puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw

    image

    image

    TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!

    image
    I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.

    #the bruce banner of the sea

    (Source: goatpolice, via delete-a-new-blog)

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  • drtanner:

    cardgamesonwhatnow:

    5ummit:

    Hawkeye vs. Deadpool #0

    I really appreciated all the little nods to Clint’s deafness in this issue. I’m glad other writers are acknowledging it and it’s not just a temporary thing in Fraction’s run. I also enjoy the fact that Wade apparently knows sign language.

    Also deadpool has his mask up to expose his lips so Hawkeye can read his lips so he doesn’t have to sign everything

    I love Deadpool so much, you guys. Love love him. Every time I find out something new about Deadpool, I love him more, because it’s always shit like this.

    Deadpool is lovely.

    (via godtechturninheads)

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  • expl0sive-cucumber:

    skinnymini-13:

    myresin:

    THIS VIDEO

    WATCH THIS VIDEO

    WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW WELL DONE THIS VIDEO WAS DONE TO SPREAD AWARENESS.

    Everyone watch this

    I WANT TO BREAK MY MOUSE WITH REBLOG

    (Source: youtube.com, via fuckinggg-a)

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  • jaimarie:

    They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

    (via picturesyo)

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    • outfit game: on point
    • mental health game: ?????
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  • 0m:

    You give me a boner
    not a penis boner
    but a boner in my heart
    a heart on, an affection erection

    (via delete-a-new-blog)

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  • esaum6:

    communistbakery:

    intensional:

    communistbakery:

    intensional:

    knock knock

    who’s there

    The police

    police who? Actually it doesn’t matter! The police can’t enter your house unless they have a signed warrant. Know your legal rights :)

    *breaks door down anyways because they abuse their power and get away with everything and anything.*

    (via delete-a-new-blog)

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  • matrisphere:

    Childish Gambino - Sweatpants [x]

    (via littlepvnkdaisy)

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  • redundantz:

    easied:

    if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them

    image

    (via showmethettruth)

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